Perhaps as they sip on their single origin soy pour over with their head wistfully tilted up their own arse, they might one day realise the fortunate position they are in to live in this country and be able to afford their organic, bio-dynamic, free-range, grass fed, gm-free, R.S.O.L.E way of life.
With that said, it's time for Breakfast.
It's a brilliant Australia day when you can have 62 degree eggs and black pudding on the same plate.
Haalo's slightly eaten Croque, she couldn't wait to tuck in and forgot to snap a pic first.
Café Vue at 401
401 St Kilda Road
Monday-Tuesday: 7am to 4pm
Wednesday-Friday: 7am to 11pm
Saturday: 8am to 11pm
Sunday: 8am to 4pm