It's a beautiful Australia Day and while for many it seems the day they, in no particular order, feel the need to bag the flag, bag the queen and generally bag the country, we on the other hand celebrate the fact that we are fortunate enough to live in a country that doesn't punish such spoilt, self-centered and self-absorbed ingrates and allows them the opportunity to show us all that they are truly wankers.
Perhaps as they sip on their single origin soy pour over with their head wistfully tilted up their own arse, they might one day realise the fortunate position they are in to live in this country and be able to afford their organic, bio-dynamic, free-range, grass fed, gm-free, R.S.O.L.E way of life.
With that said, it's time for Breakfast.